"My uncle in Texas thought that a vegetarian was someone who ate vegetables with their meat." ~ Joe Ely

"A classical education is great because it gives you contempt for the money it prevents you from earning." ~ Anon.

"Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business." ~ Tom Robbins

"There must be more to life than having everything." ~ Tom Robbins

"What if the worst of us gets the best of us?" ~ Anon

"My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia." ~ Dave Barry

"Don't play for safety -- it's the most dangerous thing in the world." ~ Hugh Walpole

"It's hard to fight an enemy that has outposts in your head." ~ Sally Kempton

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it's dressed in overalls and looks like work." ~ Thomas Edison

"To play the game is great,
To win the game is greater,
To love the game is greatest."
 ~ Anon

"I don't blame the government, if I had trillions of dollars at my disposal I'd be irresponsible too." ~ Dave Barry

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." ~ Ellen Parr

"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers." ~ Scott Adams

"Tears will get you sympathy, sweat will get you change." ~ Jesse Jackson

"If it weren't for the rocks in the bed, the stream would have no song." ~ Carl Perkins

"Running is one of the contexts I've created for myself, one of the things that orders my life, that fills it with metaphor and meaning. The point of running for me is not to cover ground more quickly; for that I could use a motorcycle. The point has to do with seeking out my limits, centering my attention: finding out who I am." ~ Bill McKibben