Never eat more than you can lift Miss Piggy
	Calories consumed between Christmas and New Year Are calories that don't really count, Because the calories that come between New Year and Christmas Are about 50 times the amount   Martin Collis
We have seen the human race capture all its dreams except peace Robinson Jeffers
What if hokey pokey really is what it's all about? Unknown
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke Linda Barry
I'm not a victim of love; I'm a volunteer Christine Lavin
The words I'd most like to hear my friends say as I lie in my coffin: "He's moving" Unknown