Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards the sunlight. Rita Rudner

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. Steven Wright

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like «Psychic Wins Lottery» ?

Jay Leno

Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. Voltaire

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit. Sir Frederick G. Banting

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra

The voyage of discovery is not seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. Marcel Proust

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. Philip K. Dick

Tradition is what you often resort to when you don't have the will, time or money to do it right. Kurt Adler

A liberal is someone too broad minded to take their own side in a dispute. Robert Frost

...success is this: to laugh often and to love much, to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children, to earn the approbation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in everything, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition, to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and to have sung with exaltation... Emerson