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  Spring 2000 Volume II, Issue I  


Missing The Point


I was on an escalator during a recent conference in Edmonton, when I overheard the following conversation . . .

"Are you going to the symposium on Burn Out," the man asked?

"No, I'm too tired," said the other.

Martin Collis


Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Steven Wright



A woman has a heart attack and is near death. She prays to her God who tells her not to worry, she will live another 25 years. She is thrilled with her new lease on life, and extends her hospital stay to have liposuction and a major facelift. After all the remodeling, she walks out of the hospital and is knocked down by an ambulance and killed. She is furious at the Pearly Gates. "You said I had another 25 years!", to which God relied, "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you."

Author Unkown




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